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mockingjalie:

The Mockingjay lives!

lordpikachufarquad:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

lordpikachufarquad:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

He speaks in this one.
Jeremy Renner, on what Hawkeye does Avengers 2 ( source )
My first love
was some insignificant boy
when it should have been
myself.
Michelle K., First Love. (via michellekpoems)

high-functioning-sociopaths:

penandpage:

What do your lines say?

This is weird.

It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.

Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.

It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell!

It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell

-glows:

Glow

-glows:

Glow

  • Brother:

    I wonder what Satan looks like..

  • Me:

    Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.

  • Brother:

    Really?

  • Me:

    Yeah. I guess you could say he was....

  • Brother:

  • Me:

  • Brother:

    ???

  • Me:

    ... fine as hell.