maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow
as daft punk walk onstage to accept their grammy they remove their helmets to reveal they are both ashton kutcher and you’ve all been Daft Punk’d
I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies
BAUBLE OF THE DAY
Give them the cold shoulder
when you’re writing has and accidentally write ahs
What I do is, I look a woman up and down and I say: “Hey, how you doin’?”.
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks